star trek enterprise: a summary
archer: i’m a GOOD PERSON!!!!! *destroys an entire vulcan monastery*
t'pol: *sips tea* this is vulcanphobic
trip: y'all’d’ve
reed: ceh for a spot of tea, govnah?
travis: i’ve been to 3247039821354892 planets and counting! too bad none of them are planets that the NX-01 visits cuz boy howdy that’d be convenient
hoshi: if you’d let me translate for 2 fuckign seconds i could tell you that this species doesn’t want us here but okay yeah sure beam down anyway you do that
phlox: i know all about your species’s genitalia but don’t worry your secret’s safe with me C:
shran: hello naughty pinkskins it’s murder time
soval: get your grubby human hands off of my logic
forrest: My Son Archer Can Do No Wrong
porthos: bork
(Source: bluespock, via luziferslight)
